AISubs v3.7
(totem pole)
Go!
Here, my totem pole.
(totem pole)
Oh! Oh!
(totem pole)
Oh, I might see it.
(totem pole)
People who hear the word "hanging"
will think of life sand, ropes, barbed wire, and other tough stuff.
You may think that you cannot hang from anything unless you have proper endurance,
That is a mistake.
From now on, we will be, so-called, "stinky things".
Mischievous things.
By hanging onto "stinky things", we want to tell you all how "hanging onto them" isn't scary at all.
And that is why we are doing it.
Big deal!
A lot of stinky things!
Transfer!
This is up to your eyes.
Okay.
And with this, I and Mushi-glasses have prepared 3 "stinky things" for you.
So, hang onto it.
If both of you get hanged onto it, the one who gets hung onto a more stinky thing wins!
Let's do it!
[1st Round]
It's a "tokoro-ten".
What?!
You're kidding me!
It's written in kanji.
It says "futoi".
I'm sure it's correct.
No, no, no.
This is definitely impossible.
You're messing with me.
It's a name I had in high school.
And...
Oh!
Oh, no, no, no!
Hold this "tokoro-ten" in your right hand and left hand one at a time.
If you touch it again, you win.
Turn around and...
Hold it...
Ah!
Eh?!
Ah!
Eh?!
It's cut!
And...
Hold it...
Eh?!
I just held it with my fingers and it was cut.
Eh?!
You failed once and you failed?
Unfortunately for you, Zawa-kun, you failed.
Are you serious?!
Okay, this is my challenge for high school.
Ta-dah!
"Elchiki-wo-ire-ru-fukuro".
Are you stupid?!
And there's a cut in the middle of it.
There's a cut-off line.
I think everyone raises it like this when there's meat in it.
If you support it up and down with equal strength,
I think you can't cut it.
Here we go.
Three...
Two...
One...
Open it.
Dream's door!
See?! See?! See?!
Three...
Two...
One...
Open it.
Dream's...
Behind you!
Man, you're making a big deal out of this!
But you can't tear it here, right?
I think you can do it. Here we go.
Three... Two... One... Open it. Dream's door!
See?! See?!
I can't do it!
It hurts!
I can't do it...
You can't do it...
I can't do it...
I want you to eat it at least once.
Which means it's delicious.
Well, it's dried squid.
Oh, it's dried squid...
It's only dried squid.
It's also dried squid that you can't eat.
Oh, it's hard!
Oh, you can do it!
You can do it!
Here we go.
Three... Two... One... Open it. Dream's...
What?! Did you fail?!
FAIL
Okay, my second challenge is this.
Everyone's eggs.
You might have heard of it before.
When you hold an egg like this, it crumbles.
But if you hold it like this, it's super strong.
If you hold it like this and I hold it like this...
The egg won't break and it'll stay here.
I'm pretty tired right now, but it's not over yet.
Here we go.
Three... Two... One... Open it. Dream's door!
It won't break! It won't break!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I can't do it!
Wait, I can't do it!
It won't break!
Wow!
You can do it!
It won't break at all!
See?!
Show me!
What?!
Three... Two... One... Open it. Dream's door!
Wow!
It fell!
See?! See?!
See?!
I did it!
Wow!
It won't break! It won't break!
It won't break!
I did it!
Everyone, you can hang an egg like this!
I don't know if it's okay for me to say that.
FAIL
My third challenge is balloon art.
It's good for places like this where you can't see it.
This is really weak.
It's definitely weaker than an egg's shell.
Wow!
Three... Two... One... Open it. Dream's door!
Beyond!
Beyond?!
- Drink it! - Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
Three... Two... One... Open it.
Dream's door!
Too bad.
That's all you can say.
This is my last item.
A 30,000 yen earphone.
This is a special knitting made with military secret technology.
I heard that it wouldn't rip even if an adult man pulled it.
The clerk at the Yodobashi Camera in Kichijoji said that.
Inoue-san, are you watching?
- Am I recording? - I'm sorry for the intrusion.
Thank you for having me.
Since I'm leading the way...
I want to show you how I really hang out in a different way.
Oh, what about here?
Do I do it like this?
Do you want me to hit you like Dalshin here?
Three... Two... One... Open it.
Dream's door!
Ow!
- Huh?! - Ow!
I see! I'm being squeezed here by my weight!
I happened to have this in my room, so I'll wrap it around this.
It seems like you get hit when you use your room in this modern world,
but I'll show you the strength of my room. Don't worry.
It's hard for me to hear you say you get hit when you use your room.
I didn't know you'd get hit when you use it.
Alright! I think I can do it.
I'm already desperate.
Look at all the people from all over the country.
- I've proven my room's strength. - Wait!
Proving it isn't adjusting your room!
Oh, right! I'm wrong!
My room is strong!
Here I go!
Three... Two... One... Open it!
Dream's door!
Huh?!
Ow!
- Ow! - Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow!
- Huh? - Huh?! My book!
- Where... Huh?! - Huh?! Huh?!
Inoue-san...